have i sunk this low?

A cicada flits his way into a bar, crash lands on the bartop and chirps for a beer.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, you're pretty popular around here, we even have a drink named after you!"

The cicada looks around stupidly for a second, then replies, "You sell a drink called Steve?"


da-dum-dum-tshhhh........

(i'm so humiliated)